Things Aspies would never say.

“Like OMG!  Like, Landon, is having a party tonight and, like, he is sooooo totally hot!  Do you wanna go?! We could totally take Smirnoff Ice and get sooooo hammered!!!”
“Dude, dude. I have these amazing tickets to go see the Steelers in there home city!”
“I would love to go on an airplane, they are so relaxing. I like being so close to people that you can smell them. I love being breathed on.”
“Group hug!”
“I love when the teacher asks us to form a group!”
“We’re all a little Autistic!”
“At least you don’t have Autism.”
“Ass-burgers!”
Advertisements